It's rather simple, really -- just give them the flu.
On January 14, I got slammed with this heinous, unforgiving virus. It's only really today that I finally feel pretty normal and able to dip my toe back into this whirlpool called life. I just wanted to tell you in case you were wondering what the heck had happened to me.
My voice is still not normal, however, and that's why I haven't done any podcasts. I sound like a cross between Brenda Vaccaro, Lauren Bacall, and Minnie Mouse. Not exactly the kind of voice you want to hear talking about sex, you know?
So, with any luck, I'll be getting back into the swing of things next week.
For now, all I can say is: get a flu shot. Unless you don't mind giving up three weeks of your life, looking and feeling like crap, and snarling at your significant other.