Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Did you ever long to be one of those zombie-faced women in a seedy bar who makes her living by pretending that a pole is one big penis?
Well, aside from the fact that I'm a little sorry for you, I'd like to tell you about a contest that might make your day. It's a pole party -- and it can happen right in your home! Yes! Now you too can aspire to objectify yourself for money! It's a good thing you stopped by today, huh?